Ear size signals the "when" of Death

I lately got scared for some tips i read about in some sources and coincidently saw in one of the TV shows, locally produced.

The note states that the ear size may indicate how long a person will live. A small ear means a short life, a long ear signals a long life, a middle ear - medium age. The scary thing in this is that if this "exploration" prooves true, then i will be the first one to die because my ears are small enogh to make me a typical candidate for the examination of the hypothesis.

I dont know if thats a good or bad sign for me. long life is bad and a short life is bad and whatever i try to make my ears bigger, they will stay small. here maybe some Botox or silicon may suffice.

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